Shark Sitting

I had the weirdest dream last night. I was shark sitting! For those of you who don't know this,

I am deathly afraid of sharks!

As a child I had the following fears:

1. That a shark would come out of the toilet and bite my butt.
2. If the toilet was by the bath tub a shark would jump out of the toilet into the bath tub and eat me.

So why would I agree to shark sit? This question still bothers me.

Every time I think of a shark this is the picture that comes to my mind

Anyways, I put the shark in our swimming pool.

• Fact: I don't have a swimming pool.

Then the shark ate 1 of our 3 cats.

• Fact: I only have 1 cat.

Gunner, our dog was laying in the pool and the shark bit him. I had to rush him to the vets so he could get stitches. When the vets shaved him he shrunk.

• Fact: Gunner will not shrink when you shave him.

My alarm went off and I woke up.

WTF
Please don't ever ask me to shark sit. I will have to tell you HELL NO!